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And here we are, folks,
at the famous Polo grounds.
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It's been a one-sided, knock-down,
drag-'em-out ball game...
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from the very first inning.
With the visiting team...
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the burly Gas-House Gorillas,
giving the home team...
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the Tea Totallers, a shellacking
they'll never forget. Baseball fans...
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There goes a screaming liner
into left field!
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The home team hasn't a chance,
but they're in there punching nevertheless.
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I'm only ninety-three-and-a-half years old.
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Ball!
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I don't know
what could have come over me, sir.
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I meant to say "strike."
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Listen to that crowd roar as
the Gas-House Gorillas go up to bat again.
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Boy! What a game!
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The Gas-House Gorillas
are a bunch of dirty players.
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I could lick them in a ball game
with one hand tied behind my back...
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all by myself. Yeah!
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I'd get up there and wham! A homer!
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Wham! Another homer!
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What's up, doc?
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All right, big shot.
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So you think
you can beat us all by yourself?
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You got yourself a game.
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Attention, please. Attention.
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There's been a slight change
in the Tea Totaller lineup.
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Catching, Bugs Bunny.
Left field, Bugs Bunny.
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Right field, Bugs Bunny.
Pitching, Bugs Bunny.
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Third base, center field,
first base, Bugs Bunny.
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Shortstop, Bugs Bunny.
Second base, Bugs Bunny.
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Put it over the plate.
Right down the old alley.
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This guy's a pushover.
Come on now, boy, give it to him!
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That's the old pepper, boy.
That's the old pitching.
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That's putting it over the old plate, boy.
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Right down the middle.
Give me the old big-league ball. Come on!
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I think I'll perplex him with my slowball.
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One, two, three strikes. You're out.
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Batboy.
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That's the kind of stuff we want, kid.
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That's the old ginger, boy.
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Right down the old alley.
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You're out!
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- Where do you get that malarkey? I'm safe.
- I said you're out.
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- I'm safe.
- You're out!
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- Safe.
- Out.
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- Out!
- Safe!
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- Out!
- I say you're safe.
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If you don't like it,
you can go to the showers.
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Okay then, doc. Have it your way, I'm safe.
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Come on now. Put it over the old plate.
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I got it!
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Come on, now. Put it over the old...
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Right down the old alley.
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You're out!
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Bugs Bunny, 96.
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Gas-House Gorillas, 95.
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It's the last half of the ninth,
with Bugs leading 96 to 95.
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The Gorillas have one man on base
and two out.
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A home run now would win the game
for the Gorillas.
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Watch me paste this pathetic palooka...
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with a powerful, paralyzing, perfect,
pachydermous percussion pitch.
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Taxi, follow that ball!
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Wait a minute, Mac.
You're going the wrong way.
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You're out!
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I'm out?
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That's what the man said.
You heard him. He said that.
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That's what he said. He said that.
He really said that.
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And that's the end.
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